Issue 22 · Thursday 29 October 2026
Local Children Build Playground for Former Chancellors
A playground for former chancellors, a school party on the front bench, Dodd and Thatcher’s sleep contest and robots who say they are people.
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Issue 21 · Friday 23 October 2026
Winning May No Longer Require Defeating an Opponent
Boxing rules, Jackdaw approval, computer happiness and a lettuce choir comeback.
Read Issue 21Issue 20 · Thursday 15 October 2026
Carbon Paper May Have Doubled Cost of Net Zero
Accounting questions, Greyminster examinations, household applications and a potential Everton purchaser.
Read Issue 20Issue 19 · Friday 9 October 2026
Committee Finds Way Back to Europe
Britain moves closer to Europe, Greyminster reports itself, lost property and D.I.E.S.E.L.
Read Issue 19Issue 18 · Thursday 1 October 2026
Energy Poverty Falls to Zero
Zero VAT, missing government money, extraterrestrial lettuces and Greyminster’s Commons visit.
Read Issue 18Issue 17 · Thursday 24 September 2026
Basket Mystery Deepens
Burnham’s basket, Trump matches and a rubber band intelligence crackdown.
Read Issue 17Issue 16 · Thursday 17 September 2026
America Confirms It Has Weapons in Space
Wigs in space, Bobbi and Mostly Playing Cards.
Read Issue 16Issue 15 · Thursday 10 September 2026
Starmeroids World Tour?
Down The Dispatch Box music special.
Read Issue 15Issue 14 · Thursday 3 September 2026
Aliens Solve MP Security Crisis
Three-story edition.
Read Issue 14Issue 13 · Thursday 27 August 2026
Former Tooting Revolutionary Now Works in Complaints
Three-story Tooting special.
Read Issue 13ISSUE 12 · THURSDAY 20 AUGUST 2026
Election Spotters Gear Up for Bumper Few Weeks
Single-page edition.
Read Issue 12ISSUE 11 · THURSDAY 13 AUGUST 2026
National Paper Shortage Declared as Ballot Enters Third Roll
Single-page Clacton by-election special.
Read Issue 11ISSUE 10 · THURSDAY 6 AUGUST 2026
Rocket Hits Moon, Count Remains in Clacton
Single-page edition.
Read Issue 10ISSUE 9 · THURSDAY 30 JULY 2026
Starmeroids Singer Left Out of Care Talks
Single-page edition.
Read Issue 9ISSUE 8 · THURSDAY 23 JULY 2026
Number 10 Lectern Stolen in Weekend Raid
Single-page edition.
Read Issue 8ISSUE 7 · THURSDAY 16 JULY 2026
Nation’s Defence in Safe Hands
Single-page edition.
Read Issue 7ISSUE 6 · THURSDAY 9 JULY 2026
Milkshake Sales Soar as Farage Resigns
Four-page edition.
Read Issue 6ISSUE 5 · THURSDAY 2 JULY 2026
Aliens Discovered Above Earth
Single-page edition.
Read Issue 5ISSUE 4 · THURSDAY 25 JUNE 2026
Commuter Followed to Work by Helicopter
Single-page edition.
Read Issue 4ISSUE 3 · THURSDAY 18 JUNE 2026
Everyone Claims Victory
Two-page edition.
Read Issue 3ISSUE 2 · THURSDAY 11 JUNE 2026
We Thought He Was Loony. We Were Wrong.
Single-page edition.
Read Issue 2ISSUE 1 · THURSDAY 4 JUNE 2026
New Poll Shows 98% of Voters Love the Loonies
Single-page edition.
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